GriZZly

"Hi, can I come through the gate and continue to Vault 81?"

"No, fuck, you're a fucking fucker mungo! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I'M A KID AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME FROM SAYING FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK"

"Where the hell did you guys even come from? The surrounding area is filled with killer robots, and fucking HUGE rad scorpions. There's no adults around to have given birth to you. How did you get in here?"

"... FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKER. FUCKING SAVE MY FUCKING FRIENDS FROM THOSE FUCKING SLAVER FUCKS."

*goes to slaver ville, kills all slavers, saves kids*

"I saved your stupid friends, let me in"

"Fuck you. Open the fucking gate!"

*empties combat shotgun in mayor's face*

"Hah! Fuck you, I'm fucking invincible! You see, it's okay for us to appear in almost pedophilic situations, but you can't kill us, because...